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All Hallow's Read

A few years ago, Neil Gaiman decided he wanted to make a new Halloween tradition, one which centered around giving someone a scary book for Halloween. I absolutely love this idea. 

 

From the allhallowsread.com:

All Hallow's Read is a Hallowe'en Tradition. It's simply that in the week of Hallowe'en, or on the night itself, you give someone a scary book.

 

I think I'll be participating in All Hallow's Read this year, and think that you should, too. If you want more info on it, go to the All Hallow's Read site. There's a fancy video with Neil Gaiman in it.

Have a happy Halloween, friends. Scare some people and stuff. 

My Lost Year.

The year I turned seven, I was supposed to have turned six. I went from five directly to seven. The doctors did all kinds of tests on me, so many that my parents were nearly bankrupt at the end of it. The doctors took blood, analyzed it, lit it on fire on a full moon to see if the smoke it gave off was green or not, for all I know. They put me in machines with strange acronyms, prodded me with cold fingers, but they couldn't find a cause.

I remember waking up on my birthday, excited to get a new robot toy, or whatever, and instead being greeted by the shock of my parents. My mom screamed herself raw, and it's the only time I remember seeing my father cry. I was very confused. I remember that. I don't think I ever got my gift that year, but I could be wrong.

They rushed me to the hospital, and when the admitting nurse asked what the problem was, my mom said, “This is his sixth birthday.”

The nurse fainted right off her chair.

The doctor that saw me that day handled himself better, but not by much. After he got over his shock, he seemed to be almost excited, and indeed, he made a name for himself for a short while in the medical community with the paper he wrote about my case. He even named my condition after himself. Bastard.

After all the tests and news stories, my parents and I were left alone, but with no explanations about why I lost a year of my life.

I've spent the years since searching for other people this has happened to, but to no avail. I thought I'd finally found someone like me a few years ago, but it just turned out to be some sad middle-aged woman who gained a few weeks of her life back after she fell asleep in front of her television one night. I was jealous. If she could get time back, I thought, then so could I! But I've fallen asleep in front of my television every night since, and . . . nothing.

As you can imagine, I despair often—especially as my birthday comes around each year—but I decided many years ago that if I give up then time has won, and I can't let that happen.

I will get that year back. I promise.  

My Goodreads Profile

I've been spending a lot of time over at Goodreads.com these last two days. Maybe too much time, even, but I love it. I can't stay away.

Here's my profile, if you're interested:
http://www.goodreads.com/tim_kress

One good thing about it is that I've found a bunch of books that I can't remember reading or that I haven't read yet. Yeah. More shit to read is what I always need.

I hope this short message finds you in excellent health, perhaps even helps you finally get pregnant. If you're already pregnant, it'll probably make you have triplets and stuff. Being useful like this makes me a better citizen.

I've been awake too long.

A Webcomic

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I'm making this webcomic now. It has its own tumblr at http://coffeeshopcomics.tumblr.com/
You can follow it there, reblog it. If that happens, it might help me decide if I'll keep making them, and how often.

Thanks.

And Now, This:

I guess it's time for my bimonthly reminder to the world that I have 2 books ready for your enjoyment.

One's a novel, EARLY MOURNING. It has magic, death, sadness, a hobo-priest, and naked people in it.

The other one is a book for kids. It's called, THE WURLY BURLY BOY HAS A BORING DAY. There's none of the same things from the novel in it. That would be inappropriate for children. I'm not a monster! But I did illustrate this book. It's cool.

You can find info on these books at the book page I made for them (as well as 3 free options for EARLY MOURNING) here:

http://tinyurl.com/3kwfukb

Or you can just go to my site, where you can read excerpts from EARLY MOURNING and a free short story. Other things.

http://www.timkressfiction.com

If you're on a mobile device, go here instead:

http://www.timkressfiction.blogspot.com

The regular site doesn't yet work well with mobile devices.

Also, I'm in a band. We're called, DIADS.

Learn more:

http://www.diads.net

Sorry to bore you with these informations again, if in fact you've already read one of my stupid commercials. As usual, I ask that you please share the link for my site with people, "like" EARLY MOURNING on hateful Facebook (there's a button on the main page of my site).

I'm on the twitter: @tim_kress

I'm also on the tumblr:
http://timkressfiction.tumblr.com/

I probably still have a myspace page, even.

Thanks for reading this. You people make me happy.

Tim

Doing things that aren't writing.

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I'm listening to the Nerdist podcast, farting around with the Gimp. It's not as boring as it sounds.

Small Stevie

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I made this guy last night. I kinda love him.

I'll have a better picture soon's I get my scanner working.

Announcing A Free! eBook From Me.

I have been reading Cory Doctorow's books on my informationPhone, and being a generally poor type of person, I've only been able to do this because he released them for free, under a Creative Commons license. He has said it better than I ever can, so if you're interested in the philosophical reasons for doing this, I would point you to his website

 

Yes, I want to sell books, but more than that, I want people to read my novel, "Early Mourning", so Ive decided to do the same. Starting today, you can go to a page I've set up on my site, and download the eBook for FREE.

 

That's right, dammit, I said FREE!!!


I've made it so you have multiple file format options, so it should work for you. I haven't had the chance to make it so you can read it comfortably on your phone yet, but you can always get the kindle edition (which I just lowered the price on, from $8.99 to $3.99).

 

I'm working on a few other plans to make "Early Mourning" more available to everyone, but if you have any ideas, please feel free to send me an email at tim.kress.fiction-at-gmail-dot-com. 

 

Thank you for your time and all that. 

 

(I'd also like to thank Graham Sedam for all the help with websites. Thank you, sir.)

 

 

Posted July 2, 2011

Joel Connell's Arts, and my tracing and coloring.

A few months ago, my friend, the fantastic artist and illustrator Joel Connell, put out a call-to-arms on BookFace. He asked people to color some pencils of his works he'd uploaded to his DeviantArt. I did a few different pictures, but I am only gonna show you one. 

 

Here's Joel's pencils. It's called, "The Slobbering Cerebargus". 

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And here's the inking and coloring I did to it. I used the Gimp. 

The_slobbering_cerebargus

 

Later on I might decide to show the other 2 I did. Maybe not, too. Who the hell can know these things? I can't and niether can you.

 

TIm

Posted July 1, 2011

The Bad Guy

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This is the bad guy that fights against The Super Ace Crime Fighting Hero Squad from the picture I put up yesterday.

Ean designed him, I drew him.

His name is Drake Fire.